Howdy YAL!

I won't be reading this for the following reasons:1) I already read part of it on fanfiction.net and since it hasn't changed much from what I hear I'm not even going to bother.2) It's glorified fan fiction based on Twilight no less3) The infamous tampon scene4) Publishers are now profiting off of plagiarism and that's just ethically offensive5) The author did not do proper research and editing according to many reputable sources6) The author is trying to get a trademark for Fifty Shades of Grey now...that's okay I'll still be able to hold a Fifty Shades of Silver party just like I can still drink Dr. B (a generic brand of Dr. Pepper) . Oh, wait...why would I even want to have one of these these parties.... um, so I don't need to worry about that.