I used to be the blogger called YAL Book Briefs, but I grew bored of the handle and changed my name to Howdy YAL. I also respond to MJ. I like to read, write, eat truffles, and watch bad Lifetime movies.
Even the Anglo-Saxon runes that I had to attempt to decipher at my ESL literacy training class were easier than trying to figure out what the heck this is. At least I vaguely remember doing a puzzle of ancient Anglo-Saxon runes in Nancy Drew and the Curse of Blackmoor Manor. Here though...crickets.
Man, I don't know how I'm going to get through this review. This book is so bad, I feel like almost I'm going to be kicking a puppy. And I don't want to kick a puppy. I love puppies. But I HATE this book!
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