I used to be the blogger called YAL Book Briefs, but I grew bored of the handle and changed my name to Howdy YAL. I also respond to MJ. I like to read, write, eat truffles, and watch bad Lifetime movies.
When you're trying to do a retelling, it's probably best to quote the actual source material not the movie version of the source material. JMO. And why can't they sing "Food Glorious Food" already?