I used to be the blogger called YAL Book Briefs, but I grew bored of the handle and changed my name to Howdy YAL. I also respond to MJ. I like to read, write, eat truffles, and watch bad Lifetime movies.
Just thinking of what the real Gordon would do in this situation. I can't help but laugh. I'll admit it, I'm a food snot when it comes to things like tuna casserole, sloppy Joes, and ranch dressing. But after being subjected to things like Bavarian sausage and sauerkraut growing up when my half German half Czech dad decided to cook. I think I have a right to fear processed food.