I used to be the blogger called YAL Book Briefs, but I grew bored of the handle and changed my name to Howdy YAL. I also respond to MJ. I like to read, write, eat truffles, and watch bad Lifetime movies.
1) Every time we hear how the MC has her hair in a french braid
2) Every time she complains this probably would require your stomach to be pumped
3) Every time a character talks in an offensive dialect
4) Painful foreshadowing
5) Unrealistic expectations of reality