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Howdy YAL!

I used to be the blogger called YAL Book Briefs, but I grew bored of the handle and changed my name to Howdy YAL. I also respond to MJ. I like to read, write, eat truffles, and watch bad Lifetime movies. 

60%: A Logical Explanation

Fire & Flood  - Victoria Scott

How can you write to your sister that ran away from home trying to find her when you don't know where she is.  I mean, what cop suggests that? Here's the only logical explanation:


Mother: My daughter's missing.  She ran away because she bought some scam that said it would give her wonder drugs.


Cop: (Nods head) Ma'm, when was the last time you saw your daughter?


Mother: Last night, then this magical box....


Cody: Mom, what's going on?


Mother: Your sister's missing she's out for some quest for some wonder drug.  The police are going to do something.


Cop: Actually, no.  I can't really begin an investigation until you contact, Tella.


Mother: Cody, write Tella a letter.


Cody: But where will I address it to.  We don't know where Tella went?


Cop: Oh, we borrow JK Rowling's owls for assistance in that.  They know where everyone is.  Muggle or magical.


Mother: But this is a Victoria Scott book not a JK Rowling book.


Cop: We're the book police.  We have our ways.