I used to be the blogger called YAL Book Briefs, but I grew bored of the handle and changed my name to Howdy YAL. I also respond to MJ. I like to read, write, eat truffles, and watch bad Lifetime movies.
After eating fruit for a couple of days. Obviously, you do not care for your pet like I do. Or you don't own an adorable baby Beagle that you willingly pick up to save from a vicious French Bulldog that proceeds to molest your leg while it's owner haplessly looks on...oh, right, I'm digressing.