I used to be the blogger called YAL Book Briefs, but I grew bored of the handle and changed my name to Howdy YAL. I also respond to MJ. I like to read, write, eat truffles, and watch bad Lifetime movies.
Really, you do not understand your fucking Miranda rights Zoey. I pity the attorney who has to deal with your shit. I'm just glad I'm not licensed to practice in fictional Oklahoma.